Everything you’d expect — betrayal, high-stakes, espionage, spies, violence, and the ultimate stupidity of gangster-thugs.
Cosby tapped as Trump’s lawyer. Bill Cosby is celebrating his mistrial with a jump back into acting reminiscent of his early days in I Spy. He will be defending Trump in the Russia-gate scandal as “Mr Pink”, the one that gets away with the diamonds. The tweet: “This is a comedy. He’s a funny lawyer. Bill got off. I will get off. We’ll be off in Moscow, getting off. Note to self, check for hidden cameras in plane and hotel.”
Putin will Direct. Quentin has stepped back for “personal reasons.” This Russia-financed production will be shot and executed in Moscow. Vladmir claims to be “Mr. Orange,” the law and order man.
Steve Bannon replaces Steve Buscemi. Which begs the question: will Bannon replace Chris Christi in New Jersey and start a Boardwalk Empire after his prison term?
Paul Ryan is an undercover democrat and a Chinese spy, so-called Mr. Blue. But who’s side is he really on? We may never know.
Jared Kushner almost finishes negotiating for a falafel sandwich on his way to his first meeting in Jerusalem when his indictment comes through, making him the “Nice Guy”. We all know what happens to “innocent” nice guys in crime families.
The real “Mr. Orange” is a Russian asset! No surprise, but the pee scene horrified audiences and caused the film to be banned internationally. Here comes Mr. Green to the rescue — cash can “fix” any problem, presumably, including democracy.
